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Erection Pump Puns Quotes & Sayings
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I say, pu... ni... I dare, you try and reached and get aired. You fu.. around and get checked, doctor pump your chest like clear.
Meek Mill
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If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fu.. itself.
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People really feel that, when they go to the gas pump now, that the oil cartel is holding them by the legs and tipping them upside down and shaking money out of their pockets.
Ed Markey
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Got a system that'll beat and knock your wall off. Got a pump under my seat, the sawed-off. Got a bunch of goons, hoping they never call off. I'm a sniper sitting on the roof already saw you all.
Akon
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Americans are also feeling the effects of soaring energy prices at the gas pump. The double burden of these added expenses will be far too much for many families.
Russ Carnahan
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For far too long, America has been without a comprehensive energy plan, and today consumers are paying the price - literally - at the pump and in their heating bills.
Chris Chocola
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I suppose I would still prefer to sit under a tree with a picnic basket rather than under a gas pump, but signs and comic strips are interesting as subject matter.
Roy Lichtenstein
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Pump the brakes, you're a red-flag, red light Holdin' up for stop signs.
Deadmau5
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I'm kind of the town pump. I think I have a pretty good ear for what sounds good in this style.
Michael McKean
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Cinema is most totalitarian of the arts. All energy and sensation is sucked up into the skull, a cerebral erection, skull bloated with blood. Caligula wished a single neck for all his subjects that he could behead a kingdom with one blow. Cinema is this transfoming agent. The body exists for the sake of the eyes; it becomes a dry stalk to support these two soft insatiable jewels.
Jim Morrison
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It doesn't take a genius to pump up the GNP [of a developing country] by burning down rainforests, using slave labor and social repression to keep things in place.
Hazel Henderson
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The perception that our community is Oz, that it's The Wire, that's not how it always is in the 'hood.There's little girls jumping double-dutch, there's little boys playing skelly, opening up the Johnny pump. There's beauty there.
Tracy Morgan
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People pump gas and then they go in the store and pick up some things and pay for them, and they forget to mention the gas.
Joe Williams
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Now I have the footage that I want played at the Oscars In Memoriam when I die: either the scene where I was painted gold, or the pe..s pump scene.
Joe Manganiello
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I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I'm in the tunnel with the crowd ni... fu.. V.I.P. Where Brooklyn go crazy when you bump B.I.G. and Queens feel it when you pump that Mobb Deep. That Jay-Z and Nas beef doesn't involve me.
Cormega
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Five years of Republicans' failed energy policies have resulted in Americans paying twice as much at the pump as they did in 2001, while big oil companies make triple the profits.
Russ Carnahan
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With only 2 percent of the world's proven reserves of oil, we in the United States can pump until we are blue in the face and it will not change the fact that we need more diverse and more secure sources of energy.
Zack Wamp
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Even if gas prices fall, consumers will continue to be gouged at the pump the only thing that we can be sure rises faster that the price of gasoline is the skyrocketing profits of oil companies.
Major R Owens
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What the president announced yesterday, is that somehow magically, if we just continue to prime the pump of taxpayer dollars, we're going to see magically an economic recovery.
Eric Cantor
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