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Suggest Revision: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts!
 
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Suggest Revision: Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in it enough.
 
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Suggest Revision: Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
 
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Suggest Revision: Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pussy prick.
 
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Suggest Revision: Bitch! Dont call me bitch, bitch!
 
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Suggest Revision: Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
 
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Suggest Revision: Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
 
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Suggest Revision: You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else I'm gonna start huckin rocks at you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
 
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Suggest Revision: Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
 
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