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Eric Cartman My Fathericture Tells A Quotes & Sayings
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Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
Eric Cartman
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MomKitty is being a dildo.
Eric Cartman
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Respect My Authority!
Eric Cartman
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How would you like to suck my balls?
Eric Cartman
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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
Eric Cartman
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A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
Eric Cartman
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Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in it enough.
Eric Cartman
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Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
Eric Cartman
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Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
Eric Cartman
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Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
Eric Cartman
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Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Eric Cartman
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Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Eric Cartman
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Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.
Eric Cartman
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Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pu... prick.
Eric Cartman
13 Likes
Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Eric Cartman
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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Eric Cartman
22 Likes
Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Eric Cartman
48 Likes
You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you.
Eric Cartman
28 Likes
No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.
Eric Cartman
10 Likes
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Eric Cartman
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