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Eric Cartman Screw You Guys Im Goin Quotes & Sayings
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Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you dont have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, Im going home.
Eric Cartman
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I'm sick of the hookups, the setups, the screw-ups, the guys who only want one thing, guys who dont know what they want, and guys who do but won't admit it.
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MomKitty is being a dildo.
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How would you like to suck my balls?
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Respect My Authority!
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Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
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A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
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Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in it enough.
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Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
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Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
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Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
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Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.
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Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
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Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
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Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pu... prick.
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Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Eric Cartman
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You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you.
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Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
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