TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Erma Bombeck Bir Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Erma Bombeck Bir" sorted by relevance. 138 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Shit Happens
Gluttony
Funny
Boyfriend
Automobiles
Dieting
Running
Theft
Ski
Direction
Cosmetics
Carpe Diem
Danger
Mom
Funerals
Vacation
Beach
Doctors
Show more
Office
Food
Dreams
Bravery
Marriage
Women
Halloween
Television
Success
Football
Children
Motherhood
Compassion
Sad Christmas
Wisdom
Gossip
Mind
Advice
Knowledge
Books
Politics
Housework
Age
Humor
Spontaneity
Drink
God
Family Loyalty
Action
QUOTES
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, A house guest, you're wrong because I have just described my kids.
Erma Bombeck
9 Likes
Sponsored Links
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck
21 Likes
People quotes
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Erma Bombeck
95 Likes
Parents quotes
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
Erma Bombeck
18 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
Erma Bombeck
2 Likes
Housework quotes
Sponsored Links
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma Bombeck
6 Likes
Humor quotes
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Erma Bombeck
125 Likes
Funny quotes
Graduation quotes
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
Erma Bombeck
16 Likes
Cute Summer quotes
Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, How good or how bad am I? That's where courage comes in.
Erma Bombeck
10 Likes
Dreams quotes
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck
17 Likes
Sponsored Links
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Erma Bombeck
14 Likes
Humor quotes
Laughter quotes
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
Erma Bombeck
6 Likes
Women quotes
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
Erma Bombeck
2 Likes
Humor quotes
Spontaneity quotes
Surprises quotes
Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!"
Erma Bombeck
9 Likes
Wisdom quotes
Food quotes
Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. ~Hans Christian Anderson When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
Erma Bombeck
55 Likes
Life Lesson quotes
Sponsored Links
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
15 Likes
Bed quotes
Death And Dying quotes
Order quotes
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
18 Likes
Death And Dying quotes
Bed quotes
Order quotes
Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
Erma Bombeck
21 Likes
Humor quotes
Laughter quotes
Courage quotes
Reward quotes
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Erma Bombeck
18 Likes
Courage quotes
Bravery quotes
Sharing quotes
Dreams quotes
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Erma Bombeck
3 Likes
Success quotes
Fame quotes
1
...
3
4
5
6
7
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 19
Bad Friends
Bad Mood
Blessing In Disguise
COping
Danger
Duty
Ego
End Of The World
Ending
Endurance
Enemies
Heroism
Impossibility
Innocence
Investment
Military
Nursing School
Privacy
Reputation
Ride Or Die
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™