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Erma Bombeck Familyombeck Family Quotes & Sayings
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Erma Bombeck
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma Bombeck
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The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together
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Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.
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The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
Erma Bombeck
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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
Erma Bombeck
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I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying Open! was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.
Erma Bombeck
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Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
Erma Bombeck
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
Erma Bombeck
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
Erma Bombeck
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving
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Children make your life important.
Erma Bombeck
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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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You have to love a nation that celebrates its Independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.
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