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Erma Bombeck Love To Her Children Quotes & Sayings
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Children make your life important.
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Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years.
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.
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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
Erma Bombeck
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Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
Erma Bombeck
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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