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Erma Bombeck Raising Ch Quotes & Sayings
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years.
Erma Bombeck
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
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Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
Erma Bombeck
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Children make your life important.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
Erma Bombeck
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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.
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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
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