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Erma Bombeck Raising Parents Quotes & Sayings
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Mother's words of wisdom: Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!
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Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
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There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, No, thank you, to dessert that night. And for what!
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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
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I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
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When your mother asks, Do you want a piece of advice? it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
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God created man, but I could do better.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.
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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
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