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Erma Bombeck Taking Naps Quotes & Sayings
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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
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Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Children make your life important.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
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I am not a glutton, I am an explorer of food
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.
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There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
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