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Excuse The Pig Quotes & Sayings
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
Robert Heinlein
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
George Bernard
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
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When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig is obscene.
John Paul Stevens
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child
Danish Proverb
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If you give a pig and a boy everything they want you will have a good pig and a bad boy.
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
Jay Leno
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I named my little pig Glitzy because Im going to bring her to the glitz pageants and were going to win it allThats a girl name: Glitzy. Were gonna make it a girl pig, so hes gonna be a little gay.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Ambrose Bierce
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Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Ambrose Bierce
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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He 's ruthless only because of his ideals. Unfortunately he doesn't succeed. The thing fails and gets out of hand and takes charge of him. Idealism is the only excuse he could have and it's a great excuse.
Terence Fisher
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An excuse is worse and more pathetic than a lie...For an excuse is a lie guarded.
Unknown
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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