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Facebook Diss Quotes & Sayings
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If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I fu..ing hate you is 100%.
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Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.
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I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
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I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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Never talk down about your relationship on Twitter or Facebook. Don't let people know when your home isn't happy, that's when outsiders think they're welcome in.
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Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It provides unbalanced friendships and a terrible source of depression
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
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If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some of their statuses I change my mind.
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