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Facebook Divorce Quotes & Sayings
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabo
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I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.
Nora Johnson
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A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.
Jimmy Fallon
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Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along.
P J ORourke
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
Austin Elliot
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Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
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Whoever said "Marriage is a 50-50 proposition" laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
Austin Elliot
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They asked her (Ruth Graham) did she ever think about divorce and she said, 'No, I've never thought of divorce in all these 35 years of marriage, but,' she said, 'I did think of murder a few times
Billy Graham
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