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Facebook Is Like A Refrigerator I Keep Check Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Cake-check, candles-check, party caps-check, the birthday person-CHECK! Yay, you're here! Just popped in to make sure that you have a blast on your birthday. Happy Birthday.
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Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat Some Cereal' and you open the refrigerator and there's no milk...
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Music loud: Check! Drink in hand: Check! Smile on face: Check! Saturday mode activated!
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I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
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Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
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I have to admit we're not that tech-savvy, but we're constantly learning and discovering new things on the Web. I check Style.com to look at the collections and love to poke around some of the other fashion blogs to see what's going on. And, of course, I check nytimes.com religiously and huffingtonpost.com for news. A friend introduced to me to hypem.com, which is an amazing resource to check out new music.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Check it out, forgot to say hello to my neighbors. Check it out, sometimes I question my own behavior.
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Country girls don't check out other guys. We check out other trucks.
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The insurance industry communicates through codes and check-off boxes. If there's no check-off box for you, you don't exist.
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Obviously, you check tht she's safe, she's clean, got all the fingers and toes, like that's going to help them through life. It'll help them walk, but you can't pull them out and check their IQ or anything.
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When I travel abroad, because I'm Columbian, I'm always one that they check twice and security and I'm the one that they open my bag and the one they pull to the side to check the visa.
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On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
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Check me out, check me out, I'm on some conceited shit. Pocket full dead presidents but I ain't grieving bi....
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