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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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Suggest Revision: Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
 
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Suggest Revision: When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that you?'
 
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Suggest Revision: Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.
 
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Suggest Revision: You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM!
 
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Suggest Revision: I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
 
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Suggest Revision: You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
 
I want a real relationship; not a facebook one
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Suggest Revision: I want a real relationship; not a facebook one
 
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Suggest Revision: I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
 
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
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Suggest Revision: In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
 
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