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Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.

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When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??

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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.

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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.

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Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. REMEMBER THAT.

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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.

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Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.

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I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

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New Updates! (5/19/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our new design and adding more member features. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more Facebook Status quotes. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest Facebook Status quotes first. Our goal is to have the best Facebook Status quotes on the web!

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Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.