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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?

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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on Facebook.

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That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.'

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Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.

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I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone.

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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'

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Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change.

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I try to not look back at the past, I think of it as a toilet that flushes...do I really want to go there?

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New Updates! (5/18/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our new design and adding more member features. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more Facebook Status quotes. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest Facebook Status quotes first. Our goal is to have the best Facebook Status quotes on the web!

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Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.