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Suggest Revision: I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my dick.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I post a status and you automatically assume it's about you...Don't blame your guilty conscience on me.
 
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Suggest Revision: The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
 
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when someone asks 'do you remember me' and you have no clue who they are.
 
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Suggest Revision: I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.
 
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Suggest Revision: Clingy boys are like notifications on a Facebook status you should have never liked.
 
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.
 
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Suggest Revision: When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
 
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Suggest Revision: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
 
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Suggest Revision: You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
 
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Quotes About Facebook Status
Quotes about Facebook Status
Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.
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