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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
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Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint...
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The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.
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May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.
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That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.
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I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
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I really hope that Jessica Biel names her first child 'Batmo.'
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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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