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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
 Charlie Sheen quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
 
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Suggest Revision: Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
 
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
 Wiz Khalifa quotes 
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Suggest Revision: You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
 
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
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Suggest Revision: That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
 
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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Suggest Revision: Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
 
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
 
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.
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Suggest Revision: Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.
 
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.
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Suggest Revision: My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....
 
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