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Facebook Status Foe Mom And Dad Quotes & Sayings
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that you?'
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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My humanitarian work evolved from being with my family. My mom, my dad, they really set a great example for giving back. My mom was a nurse, my dad was a school teacher. But my mom did a lot of things for geriatrics and elderly people. She would do home visits for free.
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Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.
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Mom, thank you for all that you've done and still do. I do love you and no one can replace my love to you.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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