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Facial Hair Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Facial Hair Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I always had the facial hair so I looked older than I was.
Jimmy Smith
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I'm in the facial-hair phase of my career.
Paul Gallagher
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I just noticed I have facial hair today. Is this what becoming a man feels like?
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Dear Miley, I saw your curly hair, brown hair, black hair, blonde hair, short hair, and I promise to be here to see your white hair.
Unknown
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I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.
Jenifer Lewis
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I want a guy who is masculine, good with his hands and able to build stuff and who has survival skills. Facial hair is a big turn-on. Most of the kids I hang out with in New York are hipster arty types, but I like a stronger, more physically imposing man - like a lumberjack.
Chloe Sevigny
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Well our hair is great. Our hair is better than most peoples hair. My hair is better than anyones. Thats the only reason we started the band. Cuz like I cant sing at all but their all like Look at his hair look at his hair! Look but dont touch. I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but dont touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records.
Oliver Sykes
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Everyone, My hair is better then fu..ing anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and they were like, well just look at his hair! and I was like, fine, you can look. but you cant touch.
Oliver Sykes
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There was this thing written that I had gone into a candle store, and my hair went up in flames because of all the hair spray. First of all, I never have hair spray in my hair, and I've never even heard of this store, and my hair has never been burned.
Nicolette Sheridan
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Showbiz sucks...it's ridiculous, it's funny and it's all a joke. There are more interesting things to talk about than my hair colour, who I am dating or how short my skirt is. Millions of children are dying in Africa and they are talking about that shit.
Joss Stone
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My natural hair looks like someone with wavy hair attempted to straighten their hair and failed at it miserably.
Unknown
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I keep my hair beautiful. I use a lot of framesi products on my hair. My colorist introduced me. I dont know how they do it, but they keep my fine hair pretty healthy.
Taylor Schilling
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When I was in my early 20s, I had my hair permed. Bad idea! It turned into total frizz. My advice to women is, if you have nice hair already, don't get a perm, leave your hair alone!
Mariska Hargitay
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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I feel like myself with short hair. And it's been a really long time since I had long hair, five years. Of course, the only people who like it are gay men and my girlfriends. Straight men across the board are not into this hair! I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it.
Michelle Williams
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