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False Teeth Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Carol Burnett
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I don't know how to construct a career that'll make me famous. Except maybe get my ears pinned back, get my teeth done, and go to America. But then I'll be competing with billions of actors who haven't got false teeth, and who are 25.
Ian Hart
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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god
Mark Twain
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Delicacy - a sad, sad false delicacy - robs literature of the two best things among its belongings: Family-circle narratives and obscene stories
Mark Twain
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The idea really came to me the day I got my new false teeth.
George Orwell
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You're like a false teeth I can't smile without you.
Unknown
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Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles.
Unknown
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Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
Dick Van Dyke
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(Twain on Cain): it was his misfortune to live in a dark age that knew not the beneficent Insanity Plea.
Mark Twain
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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
Frank Moore Colby
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America is false to the past, false to the present, and solemnly binds herself to be false to the future.
Frederick Douglass
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Do not be misled by what you see around you, or be influenced by what you see. You live in a world which is a playground of illusion, full of false paths, false values and false ideals. But you are not part of that world.
Sai Baba
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If other people think I'm okay looking, that's great, but I don't see it myself. When I look in the mirror all I see is a bunch of fake teeth and football scars.
Mark Harmon
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All right, then, I'll go to hell.
Mark Twain
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Whatever you say, say it with conviction
Mark Twain
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Better a broken promise than none at all.
Mark Twain
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We are all alike, on the inside.
Mark Twain
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
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The Public is merely a multiplied me.
Mark Twain
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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
Mark Twain
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