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Suggest Revision: Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm always amazed when someone tells me they've listened to the Family Guy commentary, like, Really? You could honestly sit through that?
 
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Suggest Revision: Aside from Family Guy? I spent most of my career-life on Family Guy. It's a good question. Since Family Guy was my first show, my first original property, and I just finished it...I couldn't tell ya. I don't know that I have an answer.
 
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Suggest Revision: It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green.
 
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Suggest Revision: Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?
 
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Suggest Revision: Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
 
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Suggest Revision: Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy
 
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Suggest Revision: Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you...
 
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Suggest Revision: Counselor: I'd like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior. Peter: Wow, just like that show Big Brother...except somebodyll be watching. -Family Guy
 
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Suggest Revision: Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy
 
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