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Family Guy Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Family Guy Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Aside from Family Guy? I spent most of my career-life on Family Guy. It's a good question. Since Family Guy was my first show, my first original property, and I just finished it...I couldn't tell ya. I don't know that I have an answer.
Seth Macfarlane
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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior. Peter: Wow, just like that show Big Brother...except somebodyll be watching. -Family Guy
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green.
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese.
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
Artie Lange
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy
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I think of the guy who isnt afraid to pull up his sleeves and get some work done, the guy who knows how to treat a woman, opens the door for her, protects her and brings home the bacon any way he can. He tries his best each and every day to live in a way he can be proud of. A guy who would stop at nothing to make sure his family is safe and taken care of and a guy who takes pride in how he looks but doesnt spend hours in front of the mirror getting ready.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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My father to me is kind of like my hero, the strongest guy I ever met in my life so I want to be there for him just like he was always there for me my whole life.
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A happy family is but an earlier heaven
George Bernard Shaw
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The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to
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Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements
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Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy
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I am definitely not the guy who drives to Vegas and stands in the middle of the street drunk with beads around his neck. I'm the guy that's with his family in the backyard holding sparklers.
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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way
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I like the fact that this kind of family has been seen in a movie a million times: teenage kids, the family is a bit strained and they don't have enough money, but in the background the guy used to be a Gene Simmons type.
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I am in love and I have the most beautiful family. What else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever. We're so lucky.
Brad Pitt
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