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Suggest Revision: I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.
 
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Suggest Revision: Look famous. Be legendary. Appear Complex. Act easy. Radiate presence. Travel light. Seem a dream. Prove real.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
 
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Suggest Revision: Who would wish to be among the commonplace crowd of the little famous - who are each individually lost in a throng made up of themselves?
 
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Suggest Revision: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
 
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Suggest Revision: The rain is famous for falling on the just and unjust alike, but if I had the management of such affairs I would rain softly and sweetly on the just, but if I caught a sample of the unjust out doors I would drown him.
 
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Suggest Revision: Martyrdom, sir, is what these people like; it is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
 
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Suggest Revision: It is better to be faithful than famous.
 
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Suggest Revision: Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake up and find himself.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wanted to be successful, not famous.
 
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