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Suggest Revision: I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
 
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Suggest Revision: 21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
 
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Suggest Revision: I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
 
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Suggest Revision: Success, it's like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed.
 
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Suggest Revision: I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
 
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Suggest Revision: I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
 
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