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Man I'm so Cleveland It's a god damn shame, so east side I'm a god damn gang. Said you aint heard about my god damn name, better ask around here Im a god damn king.
Machine Gun Kelly
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Gave her a handshake only for my man's sake. She in her birthday suit cause of the damn cake. Now there's crumbs all over the damn place and she want me to cu. all over her damn face.
Kanye West
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Damn she bad, damn she thick, and I may not know perfect but damn she it.
Lil Wayne
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I am a god, hurry up with my damn massage. Hurry up with my damn menage. Get the Porsche out the damn garage.
Kanye West
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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Damn the great executives, the men of measured merriment, damn the men with careful smiles oh, damn their measured merriment.
Sinclair Lewis
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I don't give a damn about what they're doing overseas all I know is gas is too damn high.
Unknown
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Fools, most linguists. Damn all to say in one language, so they learn another and say damn all in that.
John Le Carre
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These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
Kevin Hart
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Damn girl Damn you'se a s..y chick
David Guetta
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You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.
Michael Blackson
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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But met this knucklehead, thought he want a order, Came and asked me stop pitching to his daughter, Tell me it's the man, can't be, Be glad I'm not in her damn panties, Got her damn handy, How you going to ever ask stop carrying candy, I'm going to sell to anybody in your damn family, Your Uncle Tom, your Aunt Tammy, your Grandmammy, Your right hand man Randy, understand me, in Atlanta I got an outlandish land piece and a matching land, Desert Calasandi.
Camron
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
Unknown
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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