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Farting: He Who Farts Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Farting: He Who Farts" sorted by relevance. 13 matching entries found.
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My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog.
Alex O'Loughlin
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Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet.
Hank Moody
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Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Kevin Hart
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I don't give a damn if you think I'm immature, I find farts funny.
Unknown
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Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it...
Olivia Munn
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I challenge you to find a more loyal pet on which to blame your farts.
Unknown
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
Unknown
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Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
Unknown
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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!
Jennifer Lawrence
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You dont want to mess with the ROCK and SOCK connection. Who are you two popcorn farts?
The Rock
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Kids are like farts, you only like your own.
Unknown
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Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!
Shane Dawson
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It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins
Samuel Pepys
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