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Farting In Front Of Of A Child Quotes & Sayings
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My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog.
Alex O'Loughlin
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Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet.
Hank Moody
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Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Kevin Hart
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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive
Joseph Weizenbaum
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It is the way a father holds his child's hand that makes his child feel safe. It is the way a father looks at his child makes his child feel cared for. But most of all, it is the very presence of a father to a child that makes the child feel blessed. Happy Father's day.
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My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divine pleasure to exact the revenge of the brutalized child that resides within.
Margaret Cho
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Compared to other parents, remarried parents seem more desirous of their child's approval, more alert to the child's emotional state, and more sensitive in their parent-child relations. Perhaps this is the result of heightened empathy for the child's suffering, perhaps it is a guilt reaction; in either case, it gives the child a potent weapon, the power to disrupt the new household and come between parent and the new spouse.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream.
Dr Bernard Nathanson
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Dancing is my number one love. That was my first goal as a child. I would love to do stage, maybe do Chicago. I love being in front of an audience. It's so stimulating. I also love to barbecue.
Carmen Electra
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Your child should feel entitled to cry when you leave; crying is a natural thing for a child to do when she feels bad. The fact that your child cries when you go doesn't mean she will never like day care. It just means she wants you to stay.
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When a woman gives birth to a child, the child needs to be able to digest the mother's milk; but when this child is old enough to begin to eat other foods, there is some switching off of this ability to consume milk.
Marvin Harris
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A child who does not play is not a child, but the man who doesn't play has lost forever the child who lived in him and who he will miss terribly.
Pablo Neruda
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It is not the time spent with the child at their activity that is going to produce the highest level athlete. It is in supporting the child in an organized activity - and Bill alluded to this - so the child can find what they truly like to do and let them go.
Frank Shorter
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I don't think that left to its own devices, capitalism moves along smoothly and everyone gets treated fairly in the process. Capitalism is like a child: if you want the child to grow up free and productive, somebody's got to look over the shoulder of that child.
Tavis Smiley
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Pain is a marvelous purifier...It is not necessary to beat the child into submission; a little bit of pain goes a long way for a young child. However, the spanking should be of sufficient magnitude to cause the child to cry genuinely.
James Dobson
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Front if you want, I puff a few blunts and take a cruise in a Porsche wit the trunk in the front.
Jadakiss
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God put your eyes on the front of your head...so you can see whats in front of you not behind, let it go.
Unknown
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Front if you want, until I blow the back of your brains out, and see if you can think with your front.
Jadakiss
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A spider has posted up in front of my front door...He is BIG and his web is massive!
Jayde Nicole
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I wanna keep creating those situations for myself so I don't have to be out front all the time. Then when I do have to be out front, I can do it to the max.
Bootsy Collins
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