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That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you stand there like umm...

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I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy that it overflows.	226 up, 61 down

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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.

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My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.

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I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.

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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.

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I'm not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.

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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfucker.

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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.

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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'

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