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Father Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
Mary Todd Lincoln
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I grew up to have my father's looks- my father's speech patterns-my father's posture- my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father
Jules Feiffe
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
Unknown
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I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.
Jules Feiffer
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
Wendy Leibman
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
WCFields
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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