TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Find Out Terrible News Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Find Out Terrible News" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Cold Weather Sayings
Life
News
Circumstances
Perception
Pessimism
Thinking
Media
Humor
War
Events
Television
Funny
The Daily Show
Time
Metaphors
Life Is Too Short
Funny
Movies
Show more
Leadership
Funny But True
News
Remarkable
Christian
Humor
Cheating
Relationships
Infidelity
Gossip
Rumors
Negativity
Carpe Diem
Good Morning
Rest
Propaganda
Medi
Democracy
Busy Life
Enthusiasm
World
Ignorance
Government
Men
Profit
Interest
Legislation
Wise
Wisdom
QUOTES
Nerds love complaining. You go to Ain't It Cool News, and everybody complains about everything. They could find out Jesus Christ was making a movie with Frank Miller, and they'd say, 'That's a terrible combination!
Seth Rogen
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You.
Ian Hislop
0 Likes
News, news, news - that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper.
Arthur Christiansen
1 Likes
I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to zero tonight. The good news is that my air conditioner is working again!
Unknown
17 Likes
Funny Cold Weather Sayings quotes
The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.
Peter McWilliams
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
I think in politics, in Congress, you often do things that are Republican, or you do things because you're a Democrat. Sometimes that's good, obviously, and sometimes that's obviously bad. But in the news business, there's no such thing as Republican or Democratic news. News is news.
J C Watts
0 Likes
I have a liberal definition of news because I think news can be what excites people. I'm not very sanctimonious about what news is and isn't.
Diane Sawyer
0 Likes
Because the bad news is worse than you think it is, the good news is better than you think it is.
Craig Williams
16 Likes
Life quotes
News quotes
Circumstances quotes
Perception quotes
Pessimism quotes
Thinking quotes
I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture.
Jason Segel
0 Likes
The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.
Peter McWilliams
11 Likes
Media quotes
Sponsored Links
Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I did go through a whole audition process which ended with a phone call: We have good news and bad news, the good news is that you got the part and the bad news is that the production is getting cancelled. So there you have it, I was almost on Broadway.
Candace Bailey
1 Likes
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.
Jon Stewart
6 Likes
Humor quotes
War quotes
News quotes
Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing presses; but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then there is not an instant to be lost.
Napoleon Bonaparte
6 Likes
Events quotes
Amnesty is a terrible policy, and it's terrible politics. It's a terrible policy because you are rewarding people for breaking the law.
Tom Tancredo
2 Likes
We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news - or if they've blow-dried their brains, too.
Linda Ellerbee
8 Likes
Humor quotes
Television quotes
Sponsored Links
We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news - or if they've blow-dried their brains, too.
Linda Ellerbee
5 Likes
Humor quotes
Television quotes
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
Stephen Colbert
491 Likes
Funny quotes
News quotes
News is important information that may influence your investments. Noise is talk or buzz or some headline that prevents you from seeing a story clearly. News is useful. Noise is a distraction. Calling what's noise and news after the fact is easy.
Maria Bartiromo
3 Likes
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.
Jon Stewart
18 Likes
Humor quotes
War quotes
News quotes
The Daily Show quotes
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.
Jon Stewart
23 Likes
Humor quotes
War quotes
News quotes
The Daily Show quotes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 24
Bad Life
Bed
Being Happy
Being Judged
Being Labeled
Belief
Drugs
Freedom
Fulfilment
Gossip
Happy
Individualism
Management
Relaxation
Sanity
Self Motivational
Short
Socialism
TRUE
Wishes
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™