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First He Put My Nuts On Quotes & Sayings
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Anonymous
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Ever if ya test nuts, to the chest and put em to rest and, but I won't test bucks, put a hole up into me vest.
Bizzy Bone
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I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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These psychotic ni...z envy me, and wanna be nuts.but I bust nuts, like my genitals s..ually.
Papoose
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His nuts is shot...Dude, check your nuts.
Big Black
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ho.. on my d..k cuz I payed for the butt-cheeks, girls on my nuts look I look like whole wheat, baby nuts brandon came with the gloc 10.
Lil B
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If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.
Tom Peters
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You know, I understand that a lot of people, especially up north, put fruits and nuts in their stuffing, which is good, but for myself personally, I love an old-timey savory dressing.
Paula Deen
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Still pi.p c bi... so what da fu.. is up, put n powda on da streets cause I got big fu..in nuts.
Pimp C
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I have a really, really, really normal family. And by normal I mean we're all nuts on some level. I think you've gotta be a little nuts to pursue any kind of creative job. I was also a really good kid. I know that sounds really dull, but I didn't rebel in the traditional sense.
Anna Paquin
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Girls on my d..k cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in cages, suck my nuts ho.
Lil B
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In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God.
John Sladek
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The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
P J O'Rourke
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I can feel you, put my d..k inside your mouth. Trying to fit my whole d..k and nuts inside your mouth. I'm jumping in and out your pu... trying to stretch it out. When I hit you from the back you say don't pull it out.
Pimp C
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It has to be the big picture for me. A lot of people saw this job as you put them in a dress and that's all. I didn't see it that way. I want them to look great all the time. And I don't nickel-and-dime people. A lot of stylists say they are hired for this, this and this so that's the only thing I'm going to dress them for. I'm like, are you nuts? If my client calls me and says I'm going to a friend's premiere, I'll say, come over and let's do something cute. And I won't bill them for that.
Rachel Zoe
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I think everybody's nuts.
Johnny Depp
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I think everybody's nuts.
Johnny Depp
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I think everybody's nuts.
Johnny Depp
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He just blew his nuts out.
Rob Dyrdek
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Some of my friends said, 'You are nuts.' But I think I am right.
George Nethercutt
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