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Flat As Pancake Quotes & Sayings
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When people come to me and tell me I was terrific in this or that, I do not want to fall flat on my face the next time. But, tough, I have fallen flat before. You just get up and dust yourself off.
Geoffrey Rush
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The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist and also that it was flat. Today they are still arguing about whether the world exists, but they no longer dispute about whether it is flat.
Vilhjalmur Stefansson
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Unknown
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I'm a freak, everything has to be totally flat when I play. Ed Will, my jazz teacher, set up everything completely flat, and then you'd tilt your snare drum away from you, so I do that too. So my snare tilts away from me.
Travis Barker
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If I hear another pancake joke I'm gonna flip.
Unknown
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I used a lot of pancake makeup and a prayer, and a Buddhist chant.
Steven Cojocaru
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Just experienced the like a boss moment when you successfully toss a pancake...booya!
Unknown
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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
George Edward Woodberry
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Aspiring to a souffle, he achieves a pancake at which the reader saws without much appetite.
John Leonard
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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along.
Antonin Scalia
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Theres only so much sarcasm someone can do until its just being flat out mean.
Unknown
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When we are flat on our backs there is no way to look but up.
Roger Babson
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It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.
Candice Bergen
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If the world was flat I'd probably swim off it.
Unknown
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The Emmys are flat-out fun.
Melissa Rivers
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Yes, the world is now flat for publishing as well.
Thomas Friedman
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Who's on the case when it comes to the flat tax?
Joshua Micah Marshall
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I always wear flat sho.., because I can't walk in anything else.
Sadie Frost
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In Braille you write your flat sign first and then your note.
George Shearing
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