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Flat Butthole Boyfriends Quotes & Sayings
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99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But, as soon as your pe..s touches my butthole without me knowing, then Im not happy.
Jenna Marbles
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When people come to me and tell me I was terrific in this or that, I do not want to fall flat on my face the next time. But, tough, I have fallen flat before. You just get up and dust yourself off.
Geoffrey Rush
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The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist and also that it was flat. Today they are still arguing about whether the world exists, but they no longer dispute about whether it is flat.
Vilhjalmur Stefansson
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Unknown
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I'm a freak, everything has to be totally flat when I play. Ed Will, my jazz teacher, set up everything completely flat, and then you'd tilt your snare drum away from you, so I do that too. So my snare tilts away from me.
Travis Barker
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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
George Edward Woodberry
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My family is crazy. Ive got a soap-opera family; Ive got two half-sisters, but I consider them my sister. I also have a step brother I grew up with from when I was 5 to 12, and I miss that kid so much. We talk randomly, but Im trying to get him to move to Nashville. As far as boyfriends go, of course Ive had boyfriends - if I hadnt, there wouldnt be songs like Decoy or Misery Business. Ive dated a couple of guys that I knew I didnt like, just to forget about one certain guy and Ive totally played stupid games before.
Hayley Williams
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I've never dated, I've always just had boyfriends.
Famke Janssen
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I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
Pink
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At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.
Anna Kournikova
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I hate being single with ALL my friends having boyfriends.
Unknown
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Being cool with your boyfriends mom and her actually liking you is love.
Unknown
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In all seriousness I actually think I'm gonna be forever alone, all my friends have boyfriends and whatever then there's me.
Unknown
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I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.
Taylor Dayne
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Shout out to the girls that are amazing girlfriends to their boyfriends.
Unknown
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Happy sweetest day to the good boyfriends. You're well appreciated!
Unknown
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What's that? your boyfriends' not aloud to talk to other girls? Not as if anything was going on, control freak.
Unknown
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I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
Pink
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Who needs a boyfriend when you can have infinite amounts of pretend boyfriends who don't even know you exist?!
Unknown
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Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!
Gretchen
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