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Foot Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Foot Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures
Danny DeVito
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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It's funny we all want to change the world, but, most of us don't put the first foot in the door to do so.
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Personally, I am stuck with one foot in the past and one foot in the present.
Anthony Kiedis
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I realized there was very little in Hollywood I would ever feel comfortable doing. If I kept one foot there and one foot in my Christianity, I would never grow.
Willie Aames
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Plant thy foot firmly in the prints which His foot has made before thee.
Joseph Barber Lightfoot
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Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you would be perfectly comfortable.
Bobby Bragan
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
Bob Varsha
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One foot in and one foot back but it don't pay, to live like that. So I cut the ties and I jumped the tracks. For never to return...
The Avett Brothers
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Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you would be perfectly comfortable.
Bobby Bragan
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Who you know will get your foot into the door. What you know will keep your foot out of your mouth.
Juvenal
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My mum is about five foot with her hair done. Without it she's about four foot 10.
Ryan Kwanten
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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One time I semi-wrecked my uncle's truck. He told me to back it up into a ditch, but my foot slipped and I gunned it a little too much. But now I use one foot, and I do not run into stuff, at least I try not to.
RJ Mitte
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When you're putting on jeans with holes and your foot goes through the hole.
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It took the whole of Creation To produce my foot, my each feather: Now I hold Creation in my foot.
Ted Hughes
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I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.
Warren Buffett
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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