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Forgeting Sarah Marshall Quotes & Sayings
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Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity. -Sarah Marshall
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fu..ed the housekeeper the other day.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in!
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Oh ok, I'll just go fu.. myself then. -Matthew
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Off to find the mythical clitoris! -Darald
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Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now. Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name... Peepyopee! -Surfing Instructor
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You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No! -Darald
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I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.' -Peter Bretter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me. -Aldous Snow
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! -Darald
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Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bi...
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How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody. -Aldous Snow
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Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do. -Peter Bretter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
Bart Simpson
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Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.
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Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it? Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
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Are those sad tissues or happy tissues? -Kemo
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