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oketa_ojok
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Suggest Revision: Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
 
blackhart
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Suggest Revision: Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
 
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Suggest Revision: For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
 
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
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Suggest Revision: You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
 
I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to
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Suggest Revision: I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to
 
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Suggest Revision: Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
 
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Suggest Revision: Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
 
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Suggest Revision: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!
 
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
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Suggest Revision: That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
 
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'
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Suggest Revision: Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'
 
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