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Fumny Food Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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I love food, all types of food. I love Korean food, Japanese, Italian, French. In Australia, we don't have a distinctive Australian food, so we have food from everywhere all around the world. We're very multicultural, so we grew up with lots of different types of food.
Hugh Jackman
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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
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Food, love, career, and mother, the four major guilt groups.
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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Somewhere between 50 to 60 percent of the food you eat has been touched by immigrant hands, and it is fair to say some of them are not here as they should be here. But if you didn't have these folks, you would be spending a lot more - three, four or five times more - for food, or we would have to import food and have all the food security risks.
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three times a week. It's so good.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day.
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Somebody once asked me if I changed my name for acting. What kind of an idiot would want to suffer a lifetime of food jokes? And every article ever written about me says something about 'sizzling Bacon' or 'out of the frying pan' or 'bringing home the Bacon.'
Kevin Bacon
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Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed... I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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