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Funniest Mafia Quotes & Sayings
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I got one letter at the very beginning, like, in the first season, saying - from a woman who was very religious, very Christian, saying how wrong she thought the show was, but she thinks it's the funniest show on television.
Sean Hayes
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I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!
Sophia Bush
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There is no single field of activity, not a single institution, free of the most brutal sort of corruption. Russia has bred a world-class mafia.
David Remnick
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I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.
Danny DeVito
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I kinda feel like I know the funniest people. I guess Bill Murray. It's really, really hard for him to do wrong in my estimate. We just rented The Man Who Knew Too Little, and it's a pretty misguided movie. But there are things that he does that are so funny.
Andy Richter
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I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest, things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.
Jonah Hill
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Don't you worry, don't you worryy child, see heavens got a plan for you.
Swedish House Mafia
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Imagine if youve got the diva of all divas. If weve got to be somewhere at five or six oclock, I tell her its time to go at noon so she gets those five hours to do what she needs to do. But were both kids at heart. She is the funniest person ever and she has a great sense of humor. We connect at a spiritual level.
Nick Cannon
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Because I got guys from all different cities and states together, that was just one way of looking at it. Everybody using like, you got Irv Gotti, using Gottis name and youve got Murder Inc. So I felt like, with us being from different states, to show us being all grouped up, we became the Black Mafia Family and there have been no problems. And it had my initials.
Big Meech
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I'm least proud of my ability to be lazy and procrastinate by spending time on my computer or in front of the TV, watching America's Funniest Home Videos, the greatest show on television. To anybody who pooh-poohs it, I say, 'Just give it 30 minutes.'
Kristen Bell
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I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I'm able to compete in?
Mindy Kaling
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A warm and pleasant birthday to the brightest and the funniest person I have ever known. You can lighten up a room with just your smile. I'm glad to have known you. Happy Birthday. May God Bless.
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There is a line you cross, you don't never come back from. Point of no return. Dave crossed it. I'm here with him. That's means I am going along for the ride. The whole ride. All the way to the end of the line, wherever that is.
Carlito
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When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, 'This is a friend of mine.' That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, 'This is a friend of ours', that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche?
Lefty - Donnie Brasco
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What kind of character is Meadow? Of all characters in The Sopranos, Meadow, as the serious student, stands the furthest away from the mafia world...she is actually the complete opposite of her family. She's aware of this difficult situation, but she accepts everything as it goes.
Jamie Lynn Sigler
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In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Tony Montana
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The funniest guy I've ever worked with, it's just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh, is Jimmy Byrnes from 'Wiseguy.' Jimmy, we can't be in the same room together. He knows he can make me laugh just by looking at me.
Jonathan Banks
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I bet Mafia kids get bummed when they find out the tooth fairy doesn't take other people's teeth or when they find out there's no horse-head fairy at all.
Bill Murray
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The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.
Mindy Kaling
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My best friend growing up really put the bug in my ear about acting. We created this one hour-and-a-half improv play when we were 10 or 11 and performed it at the library. We just played off each other so well and had the best time doing it and the funniest part was, we wound up having packed houses, other people loved it too.
Katherine Moennig
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