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Suggest Revision: It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.
 
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Suggest Revision: Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
 
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
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Suggest Revision: Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
 
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Suggest Revision: Sex is a two-way treat.
 
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Suggest Revision: It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
 
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Suggest Revision: Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
 
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