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Funny 5th Gr Quotes & Sayings
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I have done about 15 movies so far and am on my 5th season on That '70s Show.
Danny Masterson
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I was involved with drama departments since the 5th grade. I played at it. It was an escape.
Adam Baldwin
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God I hear you giving me an earfull but I'm gonna cruise in 5th gear until I'm near you.
Joe Budden
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Somewhere around the 5th or 7th grade, I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me, but after awhile, it became part of my identity.
Tina Fey
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The Sophists' paradoxical talk pieces and their public debates were entertainment in 5th century Greece. And in that world, Socrates was an entertainer.
David Antin
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I've actually become much, much dumber through being married and having these children. I find that I'm not half as sharp that I once was. I can't even help them with their 4th and 5th grade vocabulary and math work at this point.
Patrick Warburton
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DO NOT expect a 'Bless You' after your 5th sneeze get that shit under fu..ing control.
Unknown
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Around 5th and 6th grade I thought Dean Martin was the coolest guy in the world; he was a great singer, had his own television show and acted in movies.
Peter Gallagher
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Cause I'm hotter than poppa bears pourage, Got them takin pictures like a tourist, Whether I'm up in the club with mega, Or in the booth recordin, Or with my ni... pepper 5th wheel on the tauris.
Short Dawg
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Cause I'm hotter than poppa bears pourage, Got them takin pictures like a tourist, Whether I'm up in the club with mega, Or in the booth recordin, Or with my ni... pepper 5th wheel on the tauris.
Short Dawg
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The 5th Amendment is an old friend and a good friend. one of the great landmarks in men's struggle to be free of tyranny, to be decent and civilized.
William O Douglas
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The Germanic invasions destroyed neither the Mediterranean unity of the ancient world, nor what may be regarded as the truly essential features of the Roman culture as it still existed in the 5th century, at a time when there was no longer an Emperor in the West.
Henri Pirenne
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Unfortunately I put the opening date on the 5th of December 1941 and on the 7th of December the Japanese bombarded Pearl Harbour. My dream of a theater in Washington D.C. came to a prompt end.
Leon Askin
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Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers?
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There is no requirement that police stop a person who enters a police station and states that he wishes to confess a crime or a person who calls the police to offer a confession because volunteered statements of any kind are not barred by the 5th Amendment.
Earl Warren
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I was so inspired by Dr. King that in 1956, with some of my brothers and sisters and first cousins, I was only 16 years old, we went down to the public library trying to check out some books, and we were told by the librarian that the library was for whites only and not for colors. It was a public library. I never went back to that public library until July 5th, 1998, by this time I'm in the Congress, for a book signing of my book, 'Walking with the Wind.'
John Lewis
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