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Funny 70th Birthday Card Verse Quotes & Sayings
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Pretending to read your birthday card after the money's fallen out...
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As far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson Mandela when he was a political prisoner in South Africa. We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release.
Jackson Browne
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Money's tight. Times are hard. Here's you friggin birthday card.
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Your birthday came and went. Here's the card I should have sent.
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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Nothing is more disappointing than a birthday card with no money inside.
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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
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Write verse, not poetry. The public wants verse. If you have a talent for poetry, then don't by any means mother it, but try your hand at verse.
Robert W Service
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As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Sam Ewing
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
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Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are... Have an awesome Birthday
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
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The best birthdays of all are those that havent arrived yet.
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