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Funny A Cow Quotes & Sayings
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
Georg Brandes
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!
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Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?
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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
Bill Watterson
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.
Jake Johansen
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
Johnny Mercer
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Holy cow!
Harry Caray
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This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
Gary Larson
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I know you ain't never milked a cow before.
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Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening
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I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
Ann Landers
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All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
Grant Wood
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He took to it like a pig to mud, like a cow to cud.
Blake Shelton
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I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
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