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Funny A Roommate Quotes & Sayings
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
Steven Wright
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I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are.
Unknown
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Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.
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I really hope one of my best friends is my college roommate.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Like a college roommate you were a crappy friend that took more than you gave.
Unknown
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Every roommate kept awake by every sigh and scream we make.
Three Days Grace
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
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He was so romantic. He always made sure that his roommate was asleep before we'd do it.
Grace
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My college roommate must be able to handle my random British accents.
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My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So... you're black.'
Al Roker
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
Jersey Shore
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The fact that my college roommate & I are on the same page about our room set up and decorations.
Unknown
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Dear future college roommate, you better enjoy brownie mix.
Unknown
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One really smart way for a straight guy to get chicks without leaving home is by having a gay roommate.
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My college roommate is moving to Colorado now. Can someone help him pack his black-light posters?
Unknown
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I hope my college roommate is freaking awesome! I don't want to be stuck with some freak.
Unknown
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Oh shit! Albright? He blogged about you. You don't want to read it. -Erica's Roommate
The Social Network
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Mitt Romney bullied his college roommate to suicide...you want this person to govern your country?
Unknown
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Down payment on the Jaguar, your roommate got credit. 12 months on the lease, that's a come up baby don't you ever forget it.
Drake
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