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Funny About Mafia Quotes & Sayings
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A bill collector called me and I told them I had $17,208,857.23 in Mafia Wars but I'm having a problem transferring the funds to my checking.
Unknown
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Russia's biggest problem is organized crime and its leaders are influenced by the Russian mafia. But it's not right to call it a Russian mafia, it's a Jewish mafia.
David Duke
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I wasn't aware of it at the time, but I was a big favorite with the Mafia.
Brenda Lee
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I've been in the yard with the Mexican mafia and I only run with ni...z that'll kill and die for ya.
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The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out.
Davy Jones
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
Russell Baker
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Wherever there's opportunity, the mafia will be there.
Johnny Kelly
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Popular culture tells you that schools and parents don't know what's going on, the police are dogs, politicians are all liars and scum, and any crime that's not committed by the Mafia is done by the CIA.
Stanley Crouch
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A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it. They'd call me the mafia princess, so I rolled with it for the rest of high school. People even joke about it today.
Giuliana Rancic
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The same liberty that protects me also protects members of the Mafia.
Barbara Amiel
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If I ever, I mean if I ever see you here again, you die.
Carlito
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You want me, you're going to have to come and get me!
Caesar Enrico Bandello
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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld
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Next time you come in here, you come heavy..or not at all.
Unknown
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Make a wish... it'll be your last
Cross De Lena
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Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.
Michael Corleone
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I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Don Corleone
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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Peter Clemenza
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They were becoming like a little Mafia. If one committed a mischief, the others would not tell.
Franco Diligenti
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