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Funny About Monkey Quotes & Sayings
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Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Malcolm De Chazal
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Monkey see monkey do, banana clips. Shoot at them ni...s, no camera glitch.
Lil Wayne
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I am just a monkey man, I'm glad you are a monkey woman, too.
The Rolling Stones
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When a monkey nibbles on a pe..s, it's funny in any language. -Alan
The Hangover 2
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Tanya Bianco
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards his ability to do this as a distinct merit
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Having a fair skin nor having an expensive material things doesn't define you beautiful, but on how you carry yourself. Color is not really an issue, your personality defines who you are. Same as a monkey may wear silk but still he's a monkey! And please don't be too haughty, the people you discriminated may be the one who lift you up when youre crawling in the mud.
Fairy_thale
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.
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If I die trying, then at least I tried.
Monkey D Luffy
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Have you ever seen monkey in jail? -Mr. Chow
The Hangover 2
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I'm a monkey and a flower, I'm everything at once.
Talking Heads
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vYou never monkey with the truth.
Ben Bradlee
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Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
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I fear the monkey in your soul.
Steely Dan
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Girls like to monkey bar...They like to hold on to one until they move on to the next one.
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I'm that funky little monkey with the tiniest ears.
Lady Sovereign
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An example from the monkey: the higher it climbs, the more you see of its behind
German Proverb
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