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Funny Advertisements Quotes & Sayings
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There is no need for advertisements to look like advertisements. If you make them look like editorial pages, you will attract about 50 per cent more readers.
David Ogilvy
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There is no need for advertisements to look like advertisements. If you make them look like editorial pages, you will attract about 50 per cent more readers.
David Ogilvy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Thomas Jefferson
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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Mark Twain
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I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.
Tracey Ullman
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I'm a s..ual person, and that's reflected in my clothes and my advertisements.
Calvin Klein
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I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.
Franz Kafka
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When you think about advertisements, it makes sense that they want to hold and retain our attention.
Allen Klein
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I do not read advertisements - I would spend all my time wanting things
Franz Kafka
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The most truthful part of a newspaper is the advertisements
Thomas Jefferson
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Next to the writer of real estate advertisements, the autobiographer is the most suspect of prose artists.
Donal Henahan
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Some manufacturers illustrate their advertisements with abstract paintings. I would only do this if I wished to conceal from the reader what I was advertising.
David Ogilvy
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The advertisements in a newspaper are more full knowledge in respect to what is going on in a state or community than the editorial columns are.
Henry Ward Beecher
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It was the sort of house that glows with substance and savoir vivre in those advertisements for the best Scotch. It had wonderful bones.
Robert Metzger
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Folks with their wits about them knew that advertisements were just a pack of lies - you had only to look at the claims of patent medicines!
Frances Parkinson Keyes
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The advertisements in a newspaper are more full knowledge in respect to what is going on in a state or community than the editorial columns are.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Next to the writer of real estate advertisements, the autobiographer is the most suspect of prose artists.
Donal Henahan
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Next to the writer of real estate advertisements, the autobiographer is the most suspect of prose artists.
Donal Henahan
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Advertisements are now so numerous that they are very negligently perused, and it is therefore become necessary to gain attention by magnificence of promises and by eloquence sometimes sublime and sometimes pathetic
Samuel Johnson
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