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Suggest Revision: A word to the wise isn't necessary,it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
 
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Suggest Revision: Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!
 
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Suggest Revision: The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
 
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Suggest Revision: I always advise people never to give advice.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never take a blind date to a silent film.
 
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Suggest Revision: Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
 
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Suggest Revision: Always drink upstream from the herd.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never miss a good chance to shut up.
 
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Suggest Revision: Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
 
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